Monday, February 6th, 2012

Love and the Nose Hair Groomer

Did you know that unsightly nose hairs are among the top turnoffs for women? The simple act of cleaning up that jungle of nose hairs can go a long way towards helping your sex life. So take a hint and check the mirror each morning.

Is this a problem you can relate to? Sometimes I swear that I’m part werewolf. It seems that I become more animal like with each passing year. What used to be mere fuzz now looks more like a bristle brush. Well maybe not that bad but you get the idea.

My best friend, who happens to be of the female persuasion, let me in on a little secret. She told me that woman notice everything and that when you are in a relationship that all the flaws and defects don’t really matter. That is, until something as gross as an out of control nose hair pops onto the scene. For her it’s a pet peeve and the quickest way to send her scooting in the opposite direction.

With me it’s more of a laziness issue… I mean I try to keep everything groomed and looking good but sometimes life just gets in the way. But now knowing how much of a turnoff it is for the ladies, I’m more aware of the issue.

Try putting the shoe on the other foot. Imagine going to pick up your date and she comes out to the car with an afro growing out of her nose. Extreme maybe, but I’m just trying to make a point. You know you wouldn’t want to see it or be “seen” with it…

OK, so we know what a big turnoff it is. Now what are we going to do about it? This is where the nose hair groomer comes into play. If you’re going to take the time to trim the lil rascals, then you might as well make it easy on yourself.

A nose hair trimmer certainly beats the heck out of trying to pluck them suckers out one by one. Not only is it painful, it is time consuming. You might also try using scissors, which works until you manage to snip a bit of the tender membrane inside your nostrils. Trust me, every time you see a pair of scissors you will flashback to that scene over and over again. There are scissors that are specially made for the chore but we will save that for another time.

This really is a no brainer… Those nose hairs will keep growing and the best way to keep ahead of the battle is to get yourself a good nose hair groomer. They are relatively small, easy to use and will have the nose bushes under control in very little time without any pain at all. And besides that, your lady friend will thank you.